"We Sin For A Living." Thursday 12:23 P.M. San Diego has been completely off the fucking hook lately. Between my booze-filled weekend jaunts to T.J. and my after school whoring at Young Sluts, Inc., my sexlife has been totally hectic. One night I'm south of the border serving pussy shots to drunken frat boys and the next I'm hosting a dinner party/orgy for a hunky retired admiral in a fancy Coronado resort. My raunchy exploits have become so notorious that HUSTLER sent a porn crew to make a video about me. It's called Young Sluts, Inc. 3, and it's directed by Kat Slater. She was totally cool and promised that the movie would be super hot and full of babes from Barely Legal. I can't wait to see this vid, I'm totally wet just thinking about it.