Nicky Butan (John Holmes) is a private dick who runs an exclusive stud service on a luxury yacht anchored in an expensive marina. And together with a lusty crew; Vagina Bountiful, his ever willing and hungry secretary, James Blond, the stalwart second in command, and Thunderballs, the horny farm boy, Nicky services the elite jetset crowd of Hollywood including a sexy and secretive superstar actress and an insatiable ice cream cone lover who has a kinky attraction for signs and decals. My Tongue is Quick is a tongue and cheek detective yarn and a John Homes classic.